Trashtastic!


Just posting some completely gratuitous gossip and popular celeb news for the hell of it in a section I call Trashtastic!

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The gorgeous Miss Dita Von Teese is launching her own line of lingerie for Wonderbra. Judging by the pics, this line of undies and bras is looking very nice. Sadly, not all us girls have the hourglass shape to fill out such pieces. Sigh. Tear. Sob. Still, these photos are really making me reconsider my sexuality.



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In the world of break-ups, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have called it quits. Both camps, in the mature fashion we've all come to expect from celebs, are claiming that they dumped the other, and things are getting heated! Apparently Mayer, who seems to love the media attention he gets from his romantic exploits, didn't want to "waste" Jenny's time and so he kicked her to the curb. Aniston's rep, however, claims it was Mayer's immaturity and wandering eye that caused Jenny to dump his ass. Who knows and who cares? In the immortal words of Strongbad, "IT'S OVER!".



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In sad and serious news, Christina Applegate had a double mastectomy to rid her of the breast cancer she was diagnosed with earlier this summer. Get well! I <3 Kelly Bundy 4Eva.



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Congrats to Olympian superstar Michael Phelps for getting people to watch the Olympics again and winning those record breaking EIGHT gold medals. BLING BLING, y'all!

And Michael, no more DUIs, k? Also, this new SI cover kinda makes you look like you are wearing a Samantha Jones halter top. Eeek.



Over and out. - Chess

Rannell, I think her name was Cheerleader.
"Also, this new SI cover kinda makes you look like you are wearing a Samantha Jones halter top." - bwahahahahhahahahha! to be honest, he looks more like the other one, the mousy looking redhead with the baby. you know, whats her name... or was it so-and-so? that reminds me, I still have your sex and the city dvds. you've created a monster. it's a good thing that netflix lets you have 2 separate queues.


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