I think it’s pretty well accepted by this point that Winter madness has seeped into most Chicagoans’ brains, and with that comes a healthy dose of paranoia. Now that we’re on the same page, and agree “they’re” coming for you, we here over at UR have stumbled across the best way to protect yourself. Say hello to the Home Defender, the answer for every shotgun lovers that never quite got over his Nerf phase. Shoot home invaders, knock ‘em out cold, and forget dealing with the bloody bodies that we’ve all gotten so used to. Who could ask for more?—Wilson