Attention geekettes! Here is a bikini guaranteed to get a random nerd to ask if he can do the ol' "up up down down left right left right b a" code on you. Warning to geeks: this is not, I repeat, NOT a functioning controller. Furthermore, the retractable dual analog sticks are inconveniently located. Also, the model does not seem to be included, since shipping would probably cost a fortune. (Props to Gizmodo, Kotaku, and Complex for triple-teaming the story) -Rannell