David Blaine set to accomplish another mundane & excruciatingly pointless task

That's right folks, Mr. Blaine is going to perform yet another ~~dumbass masochistic activity~~ magical feat. He will be hanging upside down suspended on a highwire six stories up above Central Park. The whole sad affair will be televised and people can "interact" with him as he proves once again that "magic" nowadays is apparently just a test of endurance in really excruciatingly pointless situations. Houdini is rolling over in his grave I'm sure.

Now for my trick. I will vow to stare at a computer screen for 12 hours a day for a whole year. Already done. Booyah Blaine. - Chess

I really hope he does that

Submitted by rannellguese on August 22, 2008 - 1:46pm.

I really hope he does that ~~trick~~ miracle where he EATS HIS OWN FACE!

Oh those kooky Blainetologists, fighting in vain for their tax-exempt status.

you know there are

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on August 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.

you know there are hundreds of billions of reason that would support the statement: david blaine is infinitely more awesome than you but i think BEATING A WORLD RECORD LIVE ON THE OPRAH SHOW is pretty much is all the ammo i need. i question your taste in illusionary entertainment. you know there's a stripping magician show at the double door tonight if you wanna like...throw down in person over this issue :)

Stop putting shit our on

Submitted by lizelle on August 22, 2008 - 1:18pm.

Stop putting shit our on bodies David Blaine!